Best make up sex

So on this particular day sijui ni shetani mgani alinishika i forgot my GFs birthday. Well i dont know what the issue was all about because she doesnt even know my birthday inakuanga lini. So mimi huyo niko tu shughuli na squad. Kucheza fifa, well we all at some point in campus love playing fifa.

From 11 ni kugusa fifa. Dame anatext mimi nani nisikie simu kama nimeshika pads za game?  Lol she is like, ” Babe uko wapi? ”

Me – ” aki babe niko class ”

This particular day nikama alikua anajua timetable yangu so yeye ametulia kwa room yake anangoja bwana akuje na surprise ya birthday. Lol the only plan i had that day ilikua kucheza fifa alafu niende dunda na crush fulani so bae leo ilikua siku yake ya kukula baridi peke yake.

So dame akanisumbua na texts sijui babe haujui leo ni lini. Lol upuss nikazima simu. Because bros before hoes. Kaende kakiendanga sasa wacha nikacheza fifa hadi 7. Then mimi huyo kwa hao nikachange bila kuoga coz walisema real nigga hapana kuoga mara mbili kwa siku.

Nikadunga airmax, rugged jeans , tisho noma na Hoodie. Then nikapigia msee wangu wa nduthi twende tukapick ule crush niende dunda.

Siku shetani ameamua kuja haujuangi unapatanga tu amebisha na amejifungulia mlango so nikaingia kwa crush nikapata ako sawa ameprepare. Ayayaya Si kiss kiasi kiasi na kushikana hapo upuss. ???

Alright sisi hao tukadandia nduthi kufika tao tukajibambe. Tukaenda dunda tukadance, alafu nyama choma. Weeh wacha tuanze kukunywa pombe, huyu hata hajakua dame yangu bado na anasema hakunywangi konyangi yeye ukunywa wine na unajua vile hesabu ya msee wa campus ukua. Wuuuwi thao zangu mbili zikaenda hivo tu. ???? na bado sijalipa rent weeh sema hasara.

So after kujenga bantu dragon hivo kitu 11 anaanza kusema ” aki fess gate ya kwetu ufungwa mapema ” ?? like how are you planning kurudi kwako after ushaajibonda hivyo vyote. Smh nikajam sasa wacha niwashe simu. Wuuuwi

Bae – Babe mbona uko off

Bae – mbona unanignore?

Bae – mmh hata birthday yangu ndio unanilenga

Bae- babe mbona unataka nijam

Bae- hata usiniongeleshe tena

Bae – babe si ukuje unione aki

Bae – Usiwahi niongelesha hata ukitaka tafuta girlfriend mwingine

Bae – wewe ni mjinga umeenda kwa nani.

Bae – aki si ukuje unione ni birthday yangu .

Alright hapa nikaona things are thick so i have to come up with a strategy vile nitachocha huyo dame. Lol so i decided nitaenda ninchoche vile mathe amekua admitted hosi na niliitwa nikatoka class kuenda direct huko na usiju tumeshinda na yeye. So next day nikachomoka around 12 nikaenda kucheki dame.

Damn she was mad but nikampea story akaingia box. Sasa mimi badala ya dame alie ndio nilianza kulia. Wuuwi sema kubembelezwa my dear. Then after ameona siachi kulia akanikiss kiasi. Sijui mbona lakini nikilia na unikiss ?? Machozi upotea. Then after nimetulia kiasi she was like. ” babe niko on safe days ” wuuuuuwi hapo sasa machozi ilijirudisha yenyewe ikapotea kabisa. Hapa nikajua leo hakuna kuvalia jokes ni kiatu mguu ??????. Weeh hiyo siku hadi nilipewa styles zingine sikujua kama they exist in real life maybe alijua hiyo siku ya birthday. Anyway she was always telling me she can’t live without me na tuliachana na bado she is breathing. I think she lied.

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